I still have a long life to live

       Do I? Actually, I don’t know. No one knows for sure. No one knows earlier than realizing they will die pretty soon coz of their cancer or whatever. Hey, look, life is short now for sure. Ok, I am gonna make a bucket list now and die happy like those two guys in the movie. Wait a second, this is funny. If now I have time to do happy things, but how much time did I really have before this to happen? Two, three, ten, a hundred times more? How much could have I done before this? Two, three, ten, a hundred times more. This is suddenly not funny anymore. What the fuck have I done all those years? Will I go to heaven at least? Wake up dude, heaven is not there. It is only the maggots’ heaven when you will eat your rotten body ten feet under. That’s the only heaven that exists. Who the fuck had actually came back to said that heaven was a better place?
       Well, let’s put it in another way instead . Like, I still have a lot of things to do before I die. That’s more real than thinking you have a long life. What age have you found out that we are all gonna die eventually? How did it feel? Well, after some time you had probably looked to your elders and said: Ok, at least I have a long life untill I die. Look at those years, wow. I still have at least fifty times my age until then. Well, that’s a lot, no biggie. How much time did actually pass since then until now. Probably a half? Do you still think you have a lot of time? Or maybe do you still think there is heaven out there and St. Peter is waiting for you to start a life up there again? Up there where evil and death are unknown words in the dictionary? Even so, I haven’t heard anyone saying they have beer and pizza too. They don’t have night clubs, they don’t have race cars, Sensation White, rock bands with awesome guitars, skates and all that shit, movies or hot chicks. They don’t even have a fucking job for you that can be challenging. They even don’t have Brad Pitt waiting for you coz he is hangin' out with Angelina, or the chick you liked, and were afraid to take a shot with, coz she is hangin’ out with her married husband from the real life. They don’t have pools, barbecue, dogs, poker tables, savannas or thai food. Looks pretty boring to me even if it would be true. Now, would you like to live forever out there? Think again.

Ok then, I don’t. I am gonna live now, right now and no one can stop me. Yes, I had a revelation. THE REVELATION. Who the fuck is calling on me phone at this hour? Holy shit, is the reminder I have a deadline tomorrow morning and I have to finish the job tonight. There’s no problem. Tomorrow evening, I will come back home and make my bucket list. Ha ha, I’ve cheated death and I make my list earlier….

Great, I’ve finished my project. What? Another one now? Hey boss, dude, I have a bucket list to do tonight. I don’t have time for your crap again. Ok, fine, I’ll do it. I have a lot of time left.

Fucking life, this is hard. I have to sign this contract tomorrow, I haven’t eaten all day, I’ve  rejected all of my girlfriends’ calls, I can’t meet my parents for dinner tonight, I can’t arrive at the bar to meet my friends for the football game, I’ve missed my gym session for 2 months now. I need a fucking break. A vacation, but I can’t afford one. I have debts and shit. Can’t do it now. No problem, soon all this things will come to an end and I’ll catch up. It will all be done after all. Time is solving everything, right?

Doc, are you fucking insane? I can’t die dude. I have to meet my parents for that dinner… 30 years ago. I have a postponed list and I don’t have the time to complete it now. I haven’t even started it yet. C’mon, do something for me here. What, they haven’t found the cure for cancer yet? What do you mean you are sending me home now? Don’t do they do it for him to die in peace? Hey man, seriously now, I am not prepared to die yet. Shit, how did it come here? I don’t know what you are talking about, I have lived a perfectly normal life. Of course I have been smoking and drinking, but it couldn’t happen to me, right? Of course I have been under stress lately, but 30 years is not that long. I could have sworn it didn’t last that long. Quickly, call my girlfriend. Ok then, call my friends. Ok then, call my parents. When the fuck did they die? What the fuck is wrong with you. Wake me up from this stupid dream. Oh, I hope this is a bad Inception movie. Wtf, it would better be a good movie. Yes, Di Caprio you did again man. I am gonna wake up and think that I won’t waste or delay any second of my life from now on.

Hey, what is St. Peter doing in my bedroom? Wtf, have I slept in a fucking cemetery? St. Peter, why are you dressed up like a sexton man? This cant be a funeral coz I can’t see my friends or my family? Dude, cut the jokes out and talk to God. I wanna start it all over again. What do you mean? Everything is possible in my dreams. Oh shit, this ain’t a dream. I really fucked it up this time. At least there is a heaven after all…

St. Peter, dude, how the fuck are you man? Heard a lot about you. Tell me, which is the best place for me to hang out here. I am tired wasting my life. And why the fuck is so hot in here? Those stupid horns look lame on you, even on the Halloween night.

       Whoever the fuck said „Learn as you will live forever”,didn’t actually meant that you will live forever. He also said „Live as you will die tomorrow”. ..

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